The teacher. A play for 4 people. Comedy - Николай Владимирович Лакутин

Ksyusha. Let's do you know what we'll do? I have one friend — Tamara! An aspiring stylist. She doesn't even take money for her services yet, she's just gaining experience. I'll give you her phone number. Call me back. Tell them it's from me. And there you will think together, look for options.

Anna. Oh, thanks.

Ksyusha. No problem. Bring my phone over here. It's in my purse.

Anna happily brings Ksyusha's purse, and her phone too.

Ksyusha takes out her mobile phone, finds the right number, writes it down in Anna's phone.

Ksyusha. That's it. Done. Call, decide, transform. Say hi to her from me!

Anna. Absolutely! Thanks!

Anna kisses her friend on the cheek, hugs her, runs away joyfully.

Ksyusha continues to eat porridge.

The end of the first action.

Action 2

A few days have passed.

Scene 1

Flat. Evening. Scandal.

Ksyusha. You're not going anywhere!

Ksyusha takes the bag from Sanka, with which he was about to leave the house, but Sanka also does not give up. They're pulling it over.

Sanek. Why are you freaking out, I don't understand?

Ksyusha. Nothing! I know these drinking parties of yours!

Sanek. What kind of drinking? What are you talking about? It's just a meeting of classmates!

Ksyusha. And classmates are like that!

Sanek. So what?

Ksyusha. That's it! Don't tell me about how you will kindly remember funny stories from school life there.

Sanek. What do you think we're going to do there?

Ksyusha. You will remember there who was in love with whom! Yes, it can also be with a sequel. That's what!

Sanek. What makes you think that at all?

Ksyusha. From that! We swam — we know!

Sanek. Where have you been swimming? What do you know there? Wait a minute! What is this? You're judging this from your own experience, aren't you? You went to a meeting of your classmates four or five years ago. And what was there? Is there something I don't know?

Ksyusha. I went! I won't go anymore!

Sanek. So! Just a second! What happened there that you don't want to let me go to my meeting?

Ksyusha. What?

Sanek. What?

Ksyusha. Nothing!

Sanek. No, there was clearly something there! What was there, I ask you?

Ksyusha. Everyone got drunk and began to confess their love to each other, that's what!

Sanek. And you confessed?

Ksyusha. I'm not! They confessed to me.

Sanek. Have you confessed a lot?

Ksyusha. M… it doesn't matter. They confessed.

Sanek. And how did these confessions end?

Ksyusha. They didn't end with anything, I ran away from there. I've already told you about it once between cases. You know everything yourself, why are you asking?

Sanek. Yes, I know. At half past four in the morning, I crawled home on my eyebrows. So I ran, so I ran. I ran away!

Ksyusha. Well, that's right. I got tired while I was running. So she came crawling. I mean, without strength.

Sanek. But I'm curious, why didn't you crawl to your apartment then, but to a classmate's apartment?

Ksyusha. How do you know that? I didn't talk about it. We haven't met yet, have we? You couldn't have known that.

Sanek. The wife of that classmate you came to, turned out to be my classmate. She was very unhappy about such a late-night, almost morning visit.

Ksyusha. Oh, damn, how small the world is. Why have you been silent all this time?

Sanek. I tried to forget, but you reminded me. So, you say, they confessed their feelings only to you, and you ran to this Vadik in the morning in order to say hello exclusively!

Ksyusha. I don't remember being drunk. You seem to know even more about that story than I do.

Sanek. I know something. I tried to kiss, they say.

Ksyusha. To whom?

Sanek. Yes, to Vadik, of course, to whom else!

Ksyusha. So! Don't mess with my head! You're telling me now. I don't know what was there when, but you definitely don't need to go to this meeting. Otherwise, you'll get in the wrong place too.

Sanek. Where am I going to get in the wrong place?

Ksyusha. You're not going anywhere wrong, because you're not going anywhere!

Sanek. What do you mean you won't go?

Ksyusha. In the direct — you will not go!

Sanka's phone rings. Picks up the phone.

Sanek (into the phone). Hello? Vitek, what? Have you arrived? Yes I… Come in, there's a long song here. Well, come on in, I'll explain. Come on.

He hangs up the phone.

Sanek. Vitya has already come to pick me up, give me the bag and I rushed off.

Ksyusha shows Sanka to dulya.

Ksyusha. Come on! Take it out! You'll stay at home. I said I won't let you go anywhere, so

I won't let you go! Don't judge people by yourself! What kind of stupid thoughts are these? Do I look like a frivolous person? Yes, pump me up at least three times — I won't admit my love to anyone. Have I ever confessed my love to you?

Ksyusha. You bastard!

Ksyusha takes the