H.M.S. COCKEREL - Dewey Lambdin

"Well…" he sighed. That wasn't exactly what he'd intended, but… if she wanted to take it that way, he'd be more than willing.

"You are good an' kin', tres affectueux vis me. I feel aussi a vous, Alain," she sighed, turning his hand over to peer into his palm. Then she laid his hand down firmly on the railing, slid half a step to the side, and crossed her arms on the bulwark to peer out, peeking at him from time to time, behaving with seemingly public decorum.

"I do nozzing encore mak' you feel… honteux? Shame? But you mus' tell me. En private," she twinkled briefly. "Wan I be viz pauvre Barnaby… forgive, plais, mais… 'e waz not le bon homme. I mak' eem anger, I ask concernant vous. Forgive, j'sais 'e waz votre ami, mais… eez vrai… true? An' toujours I weesh I be vis you, zat ees you wan' me, non eem. You seulement talk a moi, si gentil. You laugh, so easy? Mak' me laugh, aussi, an' 'appy wan you are zere. Now we are lovers, I know ze amitie an' affection I feel au milieu… uhm, nous…" Phoebe paused, waving a hand to grasp the right word.

"Between us?" Lewrie supplied.

"Oui, between us, merci bien," she nodded quickly, rewarding him with another of her radiant smiles. "Zat eez so rare, en ze life I know. Avant you retournes a votre ship, avant I retourne a mes affaires," she sobered. "Am 'appy, now. 'Ow long ve 'ave, Alain mon chou? Une week, deux… ze mont ', une annee? Encore, je m'en fous. Long as you are mon cher ami. My loving frien'. An' I am votre jeune Me, an' votre amour. I demande nozzing more. I do nozzing more, mak' you be shame a moi, promesse! You weesh ze jeune dame, zan I be. En public," she concluded with a softly muttered leer and a shift of her hips.

"I'm sorry, Phoebe," Alan softened, knowing it wouldn't work-couldn't work, for very long, but… "I didn't mean to sound angry with you. Forgive me. Truth? Uhm, en verite? I was just as worried about what people would say about us. About me. Can't help that. God save me, I'm a horrid beast of a man. A poor excuse. God save me, again… with a gun to my head, this instant, I couldn't walk away from you."

"B'lief moi, Alain," she snorted in gentle self-mockery. "I know 'ow beas'ly men can be. You are not one of zem. Toi, je t'adore."

"Toi, je t'adore, aussi," he whispered, knowing he was throwing his mind away, and caring not one whit. "Long as no one gets hurt."

"Bien!" she laughed, suddenly girlish again, bouncing on her toes as if she wanted to fling her arms around his neck and kiss him in front of the entire world. "An' now I 'ave ma grand amoureux, comme amant tu crйe partout, back, encore! An' monte comme un ane. Comme le Franchouillard, mais le plus formidable!"

"I'm what?" he chuckled. "Comment? Je ne comprend pas tous…"

She cut her eyes about the deck before stepping closer to whisper, blushing with her daring. "I say, vous est ze mos' creative lover, like ze Frenchman, but more formidable, mon amour merveilleux. An ze, uhm… mon Dieu, so easy to say en franзais, mais…" She tittered into her hands, red as a beet, stifling a howl of laughter. "Equipй le plus, comme l'вne? Ze… donkey? La, mon Dieu, pardon…!"

"Ah?" he coughed sternly, though pleased beyond all measure. "Well, hmm… mean t'say!"

She coughed as well, flipped up her hood to partially hide her amusement and her embarrassment. "I be good now, Alain mon coeur, I promesse. Jusqu' а ce soir. Until tonight, n'est-ce pas? Au revoir, mon amour. Au revoir."

"I would be most honoured, should you be able to dine with me, mademoiselle," he said, on public show once more, doffing his hat to her and bowing her away. She dropped him a rather good curtsy, then fled.

"Bloody Hell, until tonight, then," he crowed in a secret mutter, rocking on the balls of his feet. "Bank on that, ma chйrie."

Chapter 4

The last diners had been served, the last families had slowly shuffled forward to the galley on the mess deck, with poor pewter or wood messware, soldier's issue tin plates and cups, or aristocratic china with sterling silver. Where they'd eaten had been their problem to solve, since there were too many for wardroom, midshipmen and great-cabin tables, for the petty-officers' messes. But they had all gotten a full belly of boiled potatoes, a quarter-loaf of crusty dry bread, a slice of cheese, and a portion of salt-beef carved off hard joints. And a half-pint of vin ordinaire.

So much shipping had mustered round Fort St. Louis that they had moved Radical in the late afternoon to a new anchorage close by the Cape Sepet peninsula, just under the battery named "The Brothers," waiting for the signal to sortie. Waiting for Captain Sir William Sidney Smith and his party, and the Spanish under Admiral Don Juan de Langara, to begin the destruction of the French fleet.

There was not another inch of room in the Great Road. Seventeen Spanish sail of the line, and God knew how many lesser warships in attendance. Twenty-one British, plus frigates, sloops and brigs of war… and French warships taken from the basin.

Commerce-de-Marseille, the magnificent 120-gunned 1st Rate, the Pompйe 74, and Scipion. The frigates Arethuse-40, Topaze-40, Perle-36, Aurore-36, Lutine-36, Alceste-36, Poulette and Belette, 28's; Proselyte-24, Mozelle-20, Mulet and Sincиre, both 18-gunned corvettes, and the 14-gunned Tarleton brig-sloop. All crammed together in the Great Road, with a fingernail's grasp upon France, an anchor's flukes binding them to the ground. So many ships left behind, but certain to be destroyed; there simply weren't enough men in Admiral Hood's fleet to man them all, to provision them or overhaul them in time.

Crammed, too, those French prizes were, with French Royalists in their thousands. Over 14,000, Alan had heard from the flag lieutenant who'd come 'round just before dusk, repeating the orders to be ready to weigh anchor once the fires were lit. And over 16,000 troops they had had. All off now but a handful, a rear guard at Fort La Malgue, soon to scurry down to St. Louis at the base of the bluffs and take boats.

Lewrie and de Crillart stood on the quarterdeck apart from the other officers allowed on that hallowed ground; serving officers from Royalist units or the 18th Foot, a sprinkling of aristocrats or rich men who'd snuck up anyway.

"Beggin' yer pardon, sir," Will Cony muttered, coming to their side. "Uh, me an' th' bosun need t'speak with you an' Mister de Crillart, sir." Short-handed as they were, Alan had been able to promote Cony to a position as acting bosun's mate. Porter came forward, hat in hand, knuckling his brow in salute.

"Yes, Mister Porter?"

"Ah, cap'um," Porter frowned. "Ya know that foot o' seep-water we pumped out'n 'er yesterd'y, right after we come aboard 'er? Well, sirs… h'it's back… some o' h'it."

"Good Christ, we have a bottom left at all?" Lewrie asked, dumbfounded. "How big a hole would that take, I ask you?"

"Not a 'ole, sir," Cony volunteered. "Maybe lotsa litl'uns. We sounded th' well 'bout half-hour ago, Mister Lewrie, an' she come up wet. 'Bout three, four inch… deep'z a rum cup."

"Cony, she makes three inches in eighteen hours, why hadn't she already sunk at her moorings?" Lewrie gaped.

"Well, sir, my guess be," Porter stuck in, " 'long as she's light-draughted, she'd be fine. Suck in slowlike. But this many folks an' tonnage aboard, full casks and all, she's back on 'er proper waterline… maybe an inch'r two over h'it. We laded 'er deep, sir."

"I see," Lewrie fumed, clasping his hands in the small of his back again and pacing off his sudden fretfulness. "Nothing much we may do about it. Can't go back to the basin and swap for another, can we, now? Is she wormed? And how badly?"

"Aye, sir," Porter confided. "First time we pumped her dry, we checked, and they's some soft patches, sure, but she was mostly sound. 'At Froggie bosun, 'e told us she'd been careened, breamed, an' copper redone in May. Thought she'd weeded too fast, but I took mat for sittin' idle, 'stead o' sailin' h'it off. An' then, we found 'ese. Show th' cap'um, Cony."

Cony offered them a handful of nails to look over. By the light of the binnacle lantern, Alan could see that some were copper and some were iron. Some were bent, as if they'd been driven badly, and pulled.

"Oh, Christ," Lewrie said.

"Sacre-bleu," de Crillart moaned.

" 'As right, sirs," Cony agreed, with a disgusted expression over shoddy workmanship. "Aye, they recoppered 'er, but we foun' these all mixed t'gether, so we think… they got sloppy an' used iron nails, to drive through copper platin', when they laid on fresh stuff, sirs."

"But ev'ryone know, copper an' iron ensemble, in sea-water, zey eat each ozzer," de Crillart cried. "Merde alors, I know ze peegs are lazy, mais not… not stupeed! Paysans connardes, cons comme la lune! Zut! An' now some of ze copper fall away, oui? Expose ze cloth, an'ze caulking? Zat eez ware ve leak, hein? Ils sont dйbiles!"

"Uh, yessir, I guess that'd be h'it, Mister de Crillart," the bosun nodded with an uncomprehending shrug to Charles' stream of invectives. "Uhm, 'bout th' caulkin', Mister Lewrie, sir? Been probin' down below. Like I say, ain't got no big leaks, just seepin', so slow we can't spot it. But some o' th' lowest down, 'long th' keel members… looks like h'it wuz a dirty job o' work, an' they didn' put much effort to h'it."

"Scrimped on oakum and tar, paying the seams, Mister Porter?"

"Aye, sir."

"Damn my eyes," Lewrie spat, putting a hand on his hip, staring aloft. Then realised how foolish he looked. "Right, then, we made four inches of seepage in… well, no, yesterday noon 'til noon today… and it's almost…" He pulled out his cheap replacement watch to add up the hours. But it had stopped. "Buggery, damned clock," he grunted, giving it a shake. "French, I ask you-oh, sorry, Charles."

The forecastle watch bell chimed; six bells of the second dog-half-past seven in the evening.

"Let's say, thirty-two hours to make four inches, that's an inch in every eight hours. Do we work the chain pumps for, say… one hour every eight, and should the seepage not get worse, pray God… we may be alright."

"The hands, though, sir…" Porter winced.

"I know, they've enough on their plates as it is. But we do have all this idle soldiery aboard. The Royal Irish, the French…? Put it to 'em nicely, and we could use them on the pump levers. Charles, you're so much more diplomatique than I, especially with your fellow Frenchmen. Mm, perhaps you might be the one to spread the word? Quietly?"

"D'accord, mon capitaine," de Crillart said with a wry look.

"Might let 'em drill a bit, too," Lewrie decided on a whim. "Get organised. The Major de Mariel in overall command, Lieutenant Kennedy and your brother as his captains? It might keep them out of mischief. And make 'em feel as if they're earning their passage. Appoint some as masters-at-arms, too. Sentries, like Marines. Especially on the magazine and such. Found children dashing in and out of there this afternoon, wild as red Indians. That'll spare our ordinary and able seamen, French or British, and our experienced landsmen too much work."