I Capture the Castle - Dodie Smith

But I hated the handkerchiefs -and the gloves and the stockings; and a dreadful pair of broken-looking corsets.

"People's clothes ought to be buried with them," I said.

"They oughtn't to be left behind to be despised."

"I'm not despising them," said Rose.

"Some of these suits are made of wonderful cloth."

But she was bundling them into the trunks in a somehow insulting way. I made myself take them out and fold them carefully, and had a mental

picture of Aunt Millicent looking relieved.

"She always liked her suits to be well-pressed and brushed," I said.

"As if it mattered to her now!" said Rose.

And then we heard someone coming upstairs.

I went icy cold from my heart up to my shoulders.

Then the fear got into my throat so that I couldn't speak. I just

stared at Rose, in agony.

"It isn't, it isn't!" she gasped.

"Oh, Cassandra--it isn't."

But I knew that she thought it was. And I knew, in the way I so often know things about Rose, that she had been frightened ever since we

entered the house, that the casual way she handled the clothes had been all bluff. But I didn't know then that she was doubly frightened, that she thought if it wasn't Aunt Millicent coming up the stairs it was a tramp who had been hiding in the basement --that he would kill us both and put our bodies in the trunks.

Oh, wonderful Rose! With both these fears in her mind, she flung open the door and said: "Who's there?"

The lawyers" clerk stood outside.

"How dare you, how dare you ?" she cried, furiously.

"Sneaking into the house, terrifying my little sister--" "Don't, Rose!"

I said in a weak voice.

The poor clerk apologized profusely.

"And I only came to do you a good turn," he finished. Then he handed her a letter.

Rose read it.

"But we can't pay this!"

I snatched it from her. It was a reminder that money was owing for the cold-storage of some furs.

"You don't have to pay anything, I fixed that by telephone," said the clerk.

"We're your aunts' executors so we get her bills, see his That was actually on my desk when you came in this morning but I hadn't got

round to reading it. Those are your furs now."

"But Aunt Millicent never had any furs," I said.

"She thought they were cruel to animals." And I always thought she was right.

"Well, those belonged to her," said the clerk, "and cruel or not, you'd better pop along and get them. Furs are worth money."

I looked at the letter again. It didn't say what the furs were.

"They must be good ones if she paid out all that to store them," said the clerk.

"Tell you what, you shove all this stuff in the trunks and I'll take them down to the station--leave them in the Left Luggage Office for

you, see his And you cut along for the furs."

We bundled the clothes in hurriedly--I am ashamed to say I forgot about Aunt Millicent's dead feelings. The clerk and his taxi-driver dragged the trunks downstairs; then he got another taxi for us.

"Wish I could come with you and see the fun," he said, "but I'm due in the Courts at three." His hair was oily and his complexion spotty, but his heart was kind. Rose evidently thought so, too, be cause she

leaned out of the taxi and said she was sorry she had been so cross.

"Don't mention it," he said.

"I'm sure I'd have given myself a fright if I'd been you." Then the taxi started and he shouted after us: "Here's hoping they're sables."

We hoped so, too.

"They must be fairly new as she didn't have them when we knew her,"

said Rose.

"I expect her principles dwindled as she got older and colder."

"They'll probably be rabbit," I said, feeling I ought to damp our imaginings; but I didn't really believe Aunt Millicent would have worn anything cheap.

The taxi drew up at a wonderful shop- the sort of shop I would never

dare to walk through without a reason. We went in by way of the glove and stocking department, but there were things from other departments just dotted about; bottles of scent and a little glass tree with

cherries on it and a piece of white branched coral on a sea-green

chiffon scarf. Oh, it was an artful place--it must make people who

have money want to spend it madly!

The pale gray carpets were as springy as moss and the air was scented; it smelt a bit like bluebells but richer, deeper.

"What does it smell of, exactly?"

I said. And Rose said:

"Heaven."

There was a different scent in the fur department, heavier, and the

furs themselves had an exciting smell. There were lots of them lying

about on the gray satin sofas; deep brown, golden brown, silvery.

And there was a young, fair mannequin walking about in an ermine cape over a pink gauze dress, with a little muff. A woman with blue-white

hair came and asked if she could help us and took away our storage

bill; and after a while, two men in white coats came in with Aunt

Millicent's furs and dumped them on a We shook them out and examined

them. There were two very long coats, one of them black and shaggy and the other smoothish and brown; a short, black tight-fitting jacket with leg o' mutton sleeves; and a large hairy rug with a green felt

border.

"But what ever animals were they ?" I gasped.

The white-haired woman inspected them gingerly.

She said the brown coat was beaver and the short jacket, which had a

rusty look under its black, was sealskin. She couldn't identify the

rug at all--it looked like collie dog to me. Rose tried the long

shaggy black coat on. It reached to the ground.

"You look like a bear," I said.

"It is bear," said the white-haired woman.

"Dear me, I think it must have been a coachman's coat."

"There's something in the pocket," said Rose.

She drew out a piece of paper. On it was scrawled: Meet madam's train 1:20. Miss Milly to dancing class at 3. The young ladies to the Grange at 6.

I worked it out: Aunt Millicent was Father's father's youngest sister.

These furs must have been her Mother's.

That made them-"Heavens!" I cried.

"These belonged to our great-grandmother."

A sort of manager person came and talked to us.

We asked him if there was anything valuable.

"You couldn't get the beaver today for love or money," he said, "but I don't know if you can sell it for much. We treat furs so differently

now. It weighs a ton."

The shop didn't buy second-hand furs and he couldn't advise us where to take them. We felt that London was the most likely place to sell them in and wanted to leave them until we could get advice from Topaz; but he said that if they stayed any longer they would run into another

quarter's storage charges and Aunt Millicent's lawyers probably

wouldn't pay any more. So we said we would take them over our arms--it seemed the only way. We signed things and then loaded up. On the way

out, we looked through the archway into the department we had come in by. There was a woman buying pale blue suede gloves. She wore the

plainest little black suit, but Rose thought she looked wonderful.

"That's how we ought to dress," she said.

We stood there staring at the scent and stockings and things-we saw one woman buy a dozen pairs of silk stockings--until I said:

"We're like About when he sees birds fly past the window. At any moment we'll let out wistful cat noises."

Rose said she felt just like that.

"Well, let's walk round the whole shop while we're in it," I suggested.

But she said she couldn't bear to, loaded up with furs; so I put my

head through the archway and took one big sniff of the bluebell scent, and then we went out of the main door, which was close at hand.

Rose wanted to take the furs straight back to the City by taxi, but

there wasn't one to be seen and I was so ravenous that I persuaded her we ought to have something to eat first. We tottered to Oxford

Street--those furs certainly did weigh tons--and found a place with

nice white tablecloths and great round cruets.

It was a bit of a business getting ourselves settled; we tried folding the furs and sitting on them, but then found we could reach neither the floor nor our plates. In the end we had to dump everything down beside us, which was rather unpopular with the waitress. But I did like the

restaurant; most of the people eating there were unusually ugly, but

the food was splendid. We had roast chicken (wing portion, two

shillings), double portions of bread sauce (each), two vegetables,

treacle pudding and wonderful milky coffee. We were gloriously bloat.

By the time we finished it was getting on for four o'clock.

"We've seen hardly anything of London," I said, as we drove back to the lawyers. Rose said she wouldn't have wanted to even if we hadn't been burdened with the furs, because it was no fun being in London in the

wrong clothes.

After that, she was quiet so long that I asked her what she was

thinking about.

"I was willing God to give me a little black suit," she said.

Our friend the clerk laughed his head off at the furs, but he said it was a damned shame. He thought the beaver must have been a man's

travelling coat--it was too big for him, even- and that the beaver was the lining and the Scotch plaid was the right side. He gave us cups of tea and two squashed-fly biscuits each, but we were too full to eat

them; so we put them in an envelope for the journey.

When we got the old leather trunks from the Left-Luggage Office, the

man there asked if there were any bodies in them.

It was then Rose told me how she had feared that there might have

been--ours.

We had a compartment to ourselves on the train and, as it turned cold after sunset, I put on the beaver coat, fur side inwards. It felt

wonderfully friendly. It was extraordinary, I had the most

affectionate feelings for all those furs -no horror of them at all, as I had of Aunt Millicent's clothes, though I knew they must all have

been worn by dead people. I thought about it a lot, getting warmer and warmer in the beaver, and I decided that it was like the difference

between the beautiful old Godsend graves and the new ones open to

receive coffins (which I never can bear to look at) be that time takes the ugliness and horror out of death and turns it into beauty.

A year ago, I would have made a poem out of that idea. I tried to,

yesterday, but it wasn't any use. Oh, I could think of lines that

rhymed and scanned but that is all they were. I know now that is all

my poems ever were, yet I used to feel I could leap over the moon when I had made one up. I miss that rather.

I leaned back and closed my eyes--and instantly the whole day danced

before me. I wasn't merely remembering, it seemed to be trapped inside my eyelids; the City, the traffic, the shops were all there,

shimmering, merging. Then my brain began to pick out the bits it

wanted to think about and I realized how the day made a pattern of

clothes--first our white dresses in the early morning, then the

consciousness of what people were wearing in London, then Aunt

Millicent's poor dead clothes, then all the exquisite things in the

shop, then our furs. And I thought how important clothes were to women and always had been. I thought of Norman ladies in Belmotte

tower-keep, and Plantagenet ladies living in Godsend Castle, and Stuart ladies when our house was built on the ruins--and hoops and Jane Austen dresses and crinolines and bustles, and Rose longing for a little

black suit. I had the most profound, philosophic thoughts about it

all, but perhaps I dreamt them for they all seem to have floated away.

When Rose woke me I was dreaming of the white branched coral on the

sea-green chiffon scarf.

It was time to change trains. I felt frozen when I took the beaver

coat off-- I thought I had better because it not only looked peculiar, but trailed on the ground. I was thankful when we were in our little

branch-line train and I could put it on again.

Rose put on the coachman's coat and we each leaned out of a window to smell the sweet country smell- you don't notice it unless you have been away.

We still had our squashed-fly biscuits so we ate them leaning out into the night; only I saved one of mine for Stephen who was to meet us with Mr. Stebbins's cart to take the trunks.

And then it happened. As we stopped at Little Lymping, I looked

towards the guard's van to make sure our trunks didn't get pulled out by mistake--the stationmaster is a bit daft. And there, looking out of the train, not six yards away from me, was Simon Cotton.

His hair and beard looked very black, the sickly light from the

platform lamps made him seem very pale, and even in that quick glance I noticed the naked look of his mouth.

I dodged back and yelled to Rose.

I reckoned we had ten minutes to think in- we were five miles from

Scoatney and the little train crawls. But, oh, I needed more time! I

couldn't make up my mind if I ought to tell Rose what the Cottons had said about her- I was so frightened that if I didn't she might be silly again.

"Let's be distant with them," I said, while I tidied my hair in the glass between photographs of Norwich Cathedral and Yarmouth Beach.

"Distant his Do you think I intend to speak to them his After they've ignored us ?"

"But we'll have to say "Good evening," won't we his We can say it coldly and sweep on with dignity."

She said we couldn't do anything with dignity, dressed as we were and laden with furs like hearth rugs She wanted us to jump out of the train as it stopped and dash away before the Cottons saw us.

"But we can't dash away without our trunks," I said. Then I had an idea--"We'll get out on the wrong side of the train and walk along the line to the guard's van. By the time we get there, the Cottons will be out of the station."

She thought it would work. We decided to keep the fur coats on, so

that we should be invisible in the darkness at the end of the platform if the Cottons looked back while we were getting the trunks.

Rose turned up the huge bearskin collar to hide her bright hair.

"Let's hope no train comes on the other line while we're walking along," I said. But I knew it was unlikely at that time of night, and they come very slowly.

"Anyway, we could push these little trains back with one hand," said Rose.

I hoisted the collie dog rug over my shoulder, Rose took the sealskin jacket. The instant the train stopped we jumped down on to the line.

We hadn't realized how difficult walking would be --the coats were so awkward to hold up and we kept tripping over things. The paraffin

lamps on the platform gave a very weak light and there were no lamps at all so far along as the guard's van. We couldn't reach the doors on